The Script

1.       

Boom! A car hit Hang Over, who was drunk.

2.

Dong! Dong! Dong! Seven Love was crying and drumming, while Sugar Mirror, Wine Lady, Caller and Toy Boy were arguing about the murder.

Seven Love: Murder! Murder![Crying and drumming]

Sugar Mirror: I have known him for a long time. He won’t kill people. [Shocked]

Toy Boy: No! You’re wrong! He’s the murderer! [Angry]

Wine Lady: Well, he is tall and rich. He won’t do that.

Caller: Where are your parents? How did they teach you! [Speaking to Always Powerful]

(Alan and Maxxie will sing a song as a live show.)

3.

Smart Bao showed up inside. Seven Love and Always Powerful entered the door.

Smart Bao: Who is drumming? How powerful! [roaring]

Always Powerful:[Entering the doors with Seven Love] It’s me, Always Powerful!

Smart Bao: Oh?[Looking at Always Powerful]

Seven Love: No! Murder! Murder! [Standing right and sobbing]

The outside noise became louder.

Smart Bao: Silence! [roaring and hitting on a table with a law mallet (or gavel?)]

The scene became very quiet immediately.

Smart Bao: Are you the prosecutor? [Looking at Seven Love]

Seven Love: Yes. [Sobbing]

Smart Bao: What happened to you? Tell me the detail.

Seven Love: He drove a car to hit my husband! [Pointing to Always Powerful] He’s the murderer! [Crying]

Always Powerful: No! You are the murderer!

Seven Love: What?! [Confused]

Always Powerful: I know you gave money to Wine Lady, asking her to poison your husband!

Seven Love: No! What the hell are you talking about?! You liar![Shocked and angry]

Always Powerful: You murderer! [Pointing to her]

Seven Love: No! [Crying]

Smart Bao: Silence!!! [roaring and hitting on a table with a gavel)

The scene became quiet again.

Smart Bao: [Looking at Court Guard] Bring those deponents up!

Court Guard: Yes sir!!

4.

Smart Bao: [Looking at everybody] Speak out as much as you have known now. Offenders will be whipped/caned by order of the court.

(Court Guard is about to beat the losers down with  his rattan cane , )

(The game started.)

Smart Bao
Always Powerful Wine Lady Sugar Mirror	Seven Love Toy Boy Caller

[Court Guard would whipthose whose answers were wrong, and Body Picker would pick up those who lose all the points as to become dead.]

The winner would be free and the loser would be in the jail.

(Tina and Ken will talk about the game, interacting with international students.)

Always Powerful: Your honor, I have evidence.

Smart Bao: Say it!

Always Powerful: I know Seven Love has an affair with his servant Toy Boy. I've seen them dating at night. It must be the motive for killing his husband.

Smart Bao: [Looking at Toy Boy] How did you say?

Toy Boy: It's not true. We're innocent. My Lady won't be a murder, she is kind.

Smart Bao: How can you prove it?

Toy Boy: Because...because I only love my lovely Teddy Bear![Taking out a teddy bear]

Seven Love: Your honor, the fact is Toy Boy has illness.His mind keeps on ten years old.

Toy Boy: My Lady always gives me candy and toys, [Doing weird gestures]

telling funny stories to me at night. She is just like my mother. Ma Ma...[Holding on Seven Love' legs]

Smart Bao: Poor kid.

Toy Boy: Some said you are married. I thought you were my mother. [Murmuring]

Smart Bao: [Looking at Always Powerful] Do you have something else to say?

Always Powerful: Yes! Yes! I have another important deponent, wine lady.

Smart Bao: [turns to Court Guard] Bring wine Lady here now.

[ Wine lady shows up]

Smart Bao: How much do you know about this case?

Wine Lady: Yes! I think I should tell you something…

Smart Bao: Just say it.

Wine lady: Seven Love bribed me! Several days ago, she gave me lots of money, asking me to put some sleeping pills in Hangover’s wine…

Smart Bao: Really? You’re lying! You are a lair.

Wine Lade: I…I…

[ Wine Lady was dragged away, Court guard took it to Smart Bao]

Smart Bao: [Looking at Sugar Mirror] Do you have any evidence that can prove that Always Powerful is innocent?

Sugar Mirror: I am Taoist priest. I know the meaning of the divinatory symbols showing on the Bagua Mirror. [Raising the Bagua Mirror on his hand] Before their marriage, I had seen that the divinatory symbols showed in the Bagua Mirror revealed the evilness of Seven Love!

Smart Bao: How do you prove your words?

Sugar Mirror: Look at the divinatory symbols on the Bagua Mirror.

(The video stops.)Showing three different divinatory symbols for foreign students to choose, and explain its meaning.

Sugar Mirror: Thus, Seven Love is evil to Hang Over, she hurts him by destiny. Besides, the symbols also show that she always does the tricks deliberately.

Smart Bao: Since we live in a civilized society, we should not be superstitious. Besides, the divinatory symbols always have many possible results, look! [pointing at The Book of Changes (易經)] This divinatory symbols also mean the wife will bring advantages to husband. So, you’re lying! You are a liar! I sentence you 10 strokes of the whip.

Sugar Mirror: No!!!!! I'm not lying! It's truth! It's truth

 [Court Guard whipped Sugar Mirror, and Body Picker drags Sugar Mirror out of the scene.]

7.

Smart Bao: [Looking at Seven Love] Do you have anything else to say?

Seven Love: Oh God! Sir! Listen! He detests me. It is so apparent that he is making some fake accuse!

Always Powerful: No, sir! She doesn’t have any evidence for her innocence. Please judge sir.

Smart Bao: This is my court. Shall you teach me how to make a judgment?

Always Powerful: I’m sorry sir. But she can’t prove……

Always Powerful thought of his childhood.

(The scene flashed back to the past.)

Always Powerful: Love, come with me and the enormous chocolate is guaranteed.

Seven Love: You know what, I hate chocolate.

Hang Over: Do you want some chocolate?

Seven Love: You are so sweet.

[Seven Love and Hang Over leave]

Always Powerful: How dare you bitch refuse my love. Should I fall in love with the despised girls? Maybe I should try with boys.

(Ring ring ring)

Smart Bao: Whose phone call?

Caller: Oh sorry, it’s mine.(take his phone)

Caller: Hello?

Hang Over: Hi, Oh hello, Caller.

Caller: Who are you? How dare you use my master’s phone number?

Hang Over: What do you mean? I am Hang Over, can’t you remember me?

Caller: Shut a fuck up! You some beaches! My master is gone, you a fucking embezzler!

Hang Over: I’m gone. Who tell you? I’m now in the……

Always Powerful:[snatch the phone]Look, sir. What they have is just an irrational evidence to prove their innocence.

Caller: Why do you take my phone away? Get back to me! You a murder!

Always Powerful: Shut up! You just a butler! How dare you order me!

Smart Bao: Silence! [roaring and hitting on a table with a gavel

(All people be quiet) You’re lying. You are a liar!

Always Powerful: I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

Super Bao: I know you are here, Mr. Hang Over.

8.

Hang Over showed up, explaining his relationship with Always Powerful.

Hang Over: My dear [speaking to Always Powerful], sorry for putting you into such situation. I’m fine now!

Always Powerful: [Staring at him with all his love] How dare you leave me alone, I was so scared!

Hang Over: Look, I’m here, we’ll never be torn apart again.

[All the people at court are shocked by their conversation]

Hang Over: [Hang Over hold Always Powerful’s hand to everybody]As you see, we love each other! [Looking at his wife] Dear, I don’t love you anymore, let’s divorce.

[Hang Over and Always Powerful run out of the court without waiting the answer of his wife]

THE END